They met at the breakfast spread on the first day of training, of the first day of work, on the 23rd day in June. Few have compatible accounts. Some say they reached for the same bagel (poppy), some say it was because their work ID#'s are consecutive, some say love is a river that drowns the tender reed.
Even after having discussed it beforehand, they end up wearing the same clothes out. When they drink, they each get a 40 of Old English. When they smoke, one gets an orange and one gets a butterfinger. They play basketball with their friends once a week. Ed teaches Craig how to do the six-step and Craig teaches Ed how to forehand a frisbee. More recent activities include winning their office superlatives for Best Bromance, purchasing one of their homances an 18inch black phallus, starting a rap group called The Fresh Kennedy's (their single "Frosty Flakes" is slated to drop this summer), and screaming at the front row of the latest Roots Concert.
Here, Ed can be seen doing the eggroll and Craig can be seen doing god-knows-what. Regardless of what Craig is doing, one thing is for sure - these two are hopelessly bromantic.
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